Tallinn, day 2

So basically my life is a hot mess. And not necessarily in the good way, if that is possible.

• We got drunk by 2pm.We meaning R and myself. E had a kebab so he was considerably more sober than us two 
• Puking in the park
• Penis game in the old town
• Our host stripped and mooned tourists and I have photographic evidence if you don't believe me
• Passed out, first time it's happened in months
• Plans derailed. Tempers flared. All of us began to want to kill each other. E and R are Germany and France and T is Switzerland.
• We missed our ferry to Stockholm. Because we were too dopey after the sauna to get our asses moving when we had 20min to spare. LOL
• The seedy eurotrash club in Eurotrip (the movie) was not phoney. It was reincarnated in the shape of Hollywood club. "hollyvood cuuuub".
• Everything here is pood and it gives me the shits.

The end