Hamburg

German boys are shy. Much more shy than I thought. Apparently up north you need to sustain eye contact and a smile for 5 seconds or longer or they won't approach. Basically last night was a hot mess, I got circled, a la FEVAR club but no one came forward to dance. For shame.

Staying with a friend and fellow couchsurfer. It feels warm here despite the inherent gloominess of the weather.

On a side note, went to a sex shop, saw the fetish section. Apparently asphyxiated blow up doll costumes are in. Word. There are these little surprise sex packs. That include all sorts for 18 euros. I would be more tempted if it wasn't for the fact I have no space left in my massive backpack. Hobo life FTW.